Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What Dreams May Come

So, I wish it was that I only have happy-go-lucky dreams.  That way, I would not awaken in a sweaty, confused haze.  Despite my best intentions, I always have twisty dreams... but lately, they're not just twisty, they've gotten juicier.  Waaayyyy juicier.
Forget your "aliens abducted me" or "naked in front of the class" sort of dreams.  This one was epic.  Matter of fact, if I were a porn producer, I'd be all over my dream, turn it into a story, and churn that baby into production!  Let's just say it was a sex-in-outer-space kind of scenario... and the lucky guy in question was the last partner I had this summer.  We were in some sort of adventure where we were running from some naughty aliens, and it just happened to turn us on.  I have no idea how it got so hot and heavy (can you say hormones gone wild?) but this dream had me shivering in my pj's before the alarm even went off to rouse me out of sleep.

The moral of this story, kids, is this - don't go without sex for months.  You'll end up having crazy dreams like I do.  And yes, even us girls have great fantasies and sometimes they have to do with sex. And, if you're me (with a wild, wanton imagination) then the dream in question is going to be majorly hot and there's nothing you can do about it.  I think I need a cold shower now.